Fatboylouie's short reviews

[Fatboylouie]

Seeing as how my "23 reviews by a gringo" went pretty well, and im too lazy to write reviews in the traditional format, im gonna put all my reviews (i have about 20 backlogged) in a single forum english written topic. Ill let you know who i liked, and who to avoid, and be fair as possible. Ive learned my tastes are a LOT different than colombians, so hopefully this will provide some insight.

And if you guys have any requests (kamikazes), im happy to try em as long as the girl looks good.

 

[Fatboylouie]

MEI ESTRECHA CON GANAS DE DIVERTIRSE Y GOZAR (22542546) - Mileroticos

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Mei, this girl looks cute but is rude and a total time waster, unless your turn ons are being treated poorly, i would skip this girl.

Ive fucked her about 3 times. And like an idiot i keep hoping we will have better chemistry, but her ice cold attitude is a hard PASS.

Whatsapp
+57 3014972356
80 HH (Half hour) 50 NO (Natural Oral)

 

[Fatboylouie]

3242327254 - SOY MIA UNA DIOSA DE MUJER CUERPO ENVIDIABLE VEN Y CONOCEME (22462072) - Mileroticos

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Mia

This girl rocks, a great sexy attitude, great tits (fake), but she obviously works out. Butt is a bit on the slim side, as is her body, but her deep kisses and deep throat will definitely impress. Id say she has a pretty face too, if you like fit brunettes, shes the one.

House: Ellas Erotic
Whatsapp
+57 3242327254
80 HH / 40 NO.
Anal - 100 (havent tried)

 

[Fatboylouie]

3136461242 - SOY ESTRECHITA VIVO MOJADITA Y SOY MUY ATREVIDA VEN A CONOCERME (21605988) - MILERÓTICOS

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Karol

I think the phrase they use in colombia is "dead cow" and i definitely felt this girl was no fun in bed. Maybe if you like thicker redheads (shes about 15lbs less in her photoshop), she might be your type. But she was all business and no fun.

+57 3507033233
HH w NO - 100

 

[Cavafis]

When did you went to Mei?

 

[Fatboylouie]

When did you go to Mei?

About 3 times since last september - november.

 

[Fatboylouie]

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Valentina
+57 301 3080315

Didnt really enjoy my time with her considering the high price. Building was ok, but not fantastic, clean enough by the San Diego area.

Girl does have big tits like her photos, but she photoshopped out a lot of her stomach weight and overall isnt all that sexy. A six out of ten for effect. Unfinished in 35min and just had a massage for the remaining hour.

170-hrs
+70 - natural oral (didn't take)

 

[Fatboylouie]

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Spa Paradise

+57 3107328258
+57 3225019370

I used to have a good time when they had girls like Jessyca and Lizz (Valentina at ellas erotic now).

But my last 3 experiences were very mediocre.

Valeria, Andrea, Arihana.
All 3 just gave disappointing robotic performances.

Paulet was ok, but nothing special.

 

[Jlinder]

EVA me vengo a chorros dejate seducir con todos mis juegos eroticos (20667587) - Mileroticos

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Spa Paradise

+57 3107328258
+57 3225019370

I used to have a good time when they had girls like Jessyca and Lizz (Valentina at ellas erotic now).

But my last 3 experiences were very mediocre.

Valeria, Andrea, Arihana.
All 3 just gave disappointing robotic performances.

Paulet was ok, but nothing special.

This was my question on another post, the two phone numbers quoted for spa paradise, do you call before you go? They have a catalogue? Do they send women for outcall?

 

[Fatboylouie]

3008176334

https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/...onde-willing-to-be-your-sweet-lover/17215487/

Celeste from Angelspa has really impessed me, cute face and a big wide ass.

her glasses give off a shy nerd type, but she give an excellent blow job and great ball licking skills. Im having a lot of fun with her lately.

130 for a half with nat oral.

 

[Fatboylouie]

+573122324158

Lily.

if you want a sweet black girl with a nice ass and a romantic girlfriend experience, i would recommend Lily. A nice well maintained clean apartment in Laureles. This girl have real sweet kisses, and amazing deep throat blowjob, and put a lot of great energy into all her positions.

Also a very reasonable price at a half hour with natural oral for 110.

Very recommended.

 

[Fatboylouie]

+57 3016119501

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Camila.

This girl was super boring, a bland personality, light kisses, boring blowjob. Wouldnt recommend. Also has excess hair around her stomach.

 

[Fatboylouie]

+573023870609

Erotica Spa

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I just dont know but everytime i go i end up with a mediocre experience. Ive also tried Karol, and Emily a few years ago, only good girl i liked was Eva who is no longer there.

Today i had Valery, and my friend had Alexia. From my account, while young and a pretty face. Unenthusiastic and lazy, no intimacy and very robotic.

My friend had a similar experience with his.

Ive tried to give this house the benefit of the doubt, but every time i come up short

Not recommended.

 

[hendrix33132]

@Fatboylouie Hey man. Which would you say are top 5 in Medellin right now? In terms or face, body and attitude? Price is no issue at all.

 

[Fatboylouie]

@Fatboylouie Hey man. Which would you say are top 5 in Medellin right now? In terms or face, body and attitude? Price is no issue at all.

Caro Ferreria
Celesta - angel spa
Mia - ellas erotic
Tatiana - ellas erotic
Vanessa Pornstar
Jessyca

These are MY top 6 but not necesarrily everyones top 6

 

[Fatboylouie]

Two new girls from Ellas Erotic
+57 323 3645259

Dulce & Cintia

Both very average looking, had a trio for 150 and it was the most boring and unsexy session ever.

Skip em.

 

[DrSmash]

Caro Ferreria
Celesta - angel spa
Mia - ellas erotic
Tatiana - ellas erotic
Vanessa Pornstar
Jessyca

These are MY top 6 but not necesarrily everyones top 6

Hey man, @Fatboylouie, I wanna ask you about her haces and Kisses, for me, they most importante thing for a good service are those two aspectos, could you tell me tour experiencia for each girl, thanks you, I appreciate tour help

 

[DrSmash]

Hey man, @Fatboylouie, I wanna ask you about her haces and Kisses, for me, they most importante thing for a good service are those two aspectos, could you tell me tour experiencia for each girl, thanks you, I appreciate tour help

To be more specific, I'm beteween Celeste and Jessica, what's tour recommendation based on her faces, Kisses and, if you know, which accept facial cum

 

[Fatboylouie]

To be more specific, I'm beteween Celeste and Jessica, what's tour recommendation based on her faces, Kisses and, if you know, which accept facial cum

I believe either will let you finish on their face for an additional cost.

 

[Guesyhj]

Hey man, I am looking for a slim white girl with a nice ass and thin waist, think a snowbunny... Have you come across anything like that?

Cheers